Pilates – Unexpectedly making celebrity gossip mandatory

I was inspired to try a Pilates class to balance out my yoga teacher’s semi-rant about what she views as good and bad foods. My employer offers onsite Pilates classes so I really should have tried one earlier! There are three classes a week on offer (one early and two in a late lunch slot) and they all have different teachers.

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(Photo from NHS)

I went for an early morning one rather than argue with my boss about taking a late lunch. It transpires that the class I ‘picked’ was attended by the woeful head of HR, the despised head of what was key department before he ran it into the ground, the p*ss-poor female gym teacher who has a tendency to not turn up to the classes she is due to teach and the overly bubbly & oversharing ex-manager who ineffectually deals with a 3rd party supplier who are seriously screwing my employer over. So a really fun group.

The teacher is a vacuous, celebrity-obsessed woman with a self-confessed sugar addiction who would be a believable addition to ‘Sex in the City’ (or similar) as she refers to her partner by a *rather personal* nickname rather than a real name. I haven’t yet worked out if she is legitimately seeing this chap or if she is the ‘other woman’.

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(Photo from mirror.co.uk)

Whilst the class are in positions she babbles on about celebrities that she’s seen or heard rumours about, her partner’s ‘business’ & perks of this and a lot about reality TV. Although I must admit that hearing all about how mediocre Richard Branson’s British Virgin Island (Necker Island) is was rather interesting and I am looking forward to later this month to hear her slag off some celebrity juice-diet get-away that is costing well over £1,500.

Despite this sounding like my personal vision of Hell I am actually enjoying the classes a lot and they are challenging – it seems that my yoga teacher really doesn’t touch the major core work and Pilates is certainly giving me pain in new places. As this was exactly what I wanted I am very very happy and am accidentally having exposure to a world that I now know I don’t want a part of!

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