My mother is good at maths, as in exceedingly good and she wanted to pass this on to her children.
Which is either a lovely idea or a pushy parent (or both), either way her effort didn’t work out terribly well as my statistics teacher liked children in *entirely* the wrong way and I grew to hate Carol Vorderman’s ‘Pop Music Times Tables’ whilst I was too young to know the words to describe her as a dreadful mediawh*re ***t.
Anyhow, she had good intentions – my mother not that b*tch Carol, so I can’t hold it against her as I rather like algebra but I know sweet nothing about geometry… apart from the pictures it makes look pretty!
(Photo from Pinterest)
My sibling appears to think that money grows on trees, so my mother did a bang-up job there too.
Darn kids are always ungrateful.
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