Strawberry mutants

I’m not sure why however there seem to be a lot of oddly shaped strawberries growing at the allotment this year

This is one that doesn’t look too much like male body parts

we have so many strawberries – mutant and otherwise, that I need to check how best to freeze some pretty ASAP

Nails: Strawberry nails

With all the recent attempts to tame the garden I seem to have plant on the brain at the moment.

Which isn’t a bad thing if it lets me discover how cute mini strawberries and strawberry flowers are as nail art!

strawberry nails

(Picture from Pinterest)

Now I just need to plant my own strawberry plant… now that I’ve banished it from the kitchen for attracting lots of tiny flies!

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Food: Good Heavens Strawberry Yogurt Smoothie – Yogurt in a bottle

The full price of the Good Heavens strawberry yogurt smoothie is £1.79 for 250ml, I didn’t pay this much – at all.

good heavens yogurt smoothie

It takes like drinking a tub of yogurt, as long as that yogurt was only very slightly flavoured with strawberry. The top two ingredients are low far yogurt and strawberry compote. The strawberry component of the compote is 6% strawberry, which is a nice way of saying there is VERY little strawberry in this drink.

Nicely random to try but not worth the money!

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Food: Lindt strawberry cheesecake bar – Attack food

Free chocolate is a good thing, it must be, it’s chocolate and it’s free. Or so I thought.

Then I tried Lindt Strawberry Cheesecake bar. To be honest I was slightly freaked out at the packing trying to make my food its friend – Innocent smoothies are just about tolerable at toeing the line between friendly and creepy, chocolate wanting to be my friend is a sinister marketing ploy.

lindt hello strawberry cheesecake

The chocolate itself was the usual Lindt taste – slightly greasier than I like and tasting of zero cocoa.

The filling is disgusting, there are no polite words for it. But I learnt something, free chocolate isn’t always my friend – even if it claims to be.

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